I know, being a bilingual person, that translations can be tricky, but I'm not always aware that they can be hilarious too.*
These were a few of the signs and menu items that we saw while in China. I believe they're self-explanatory (though thoroughly inexplicable and undecipherable).
* I take no responsibility for you hurting yourself from laughing too much!
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." ~ Douglas Adams