This is a funny one. There is only one rule: you Google your first name with the word "needs" behind it and post the results. Here are a few of the things Teresa supposedly needs.
1) Teresa Needs To Lay Off The Sauce! (Honestly, you have one pom-tini a night, and someone thinks you're sauced...oh wait, maybe they mean another kind of sauce?)
2) Teresa needs one more miracle to become a saint. (Not even close!)3) Teresa needs to make hard business decisions to keep the cash flowing. (Does deciding whether to buy yet another purse count as a business decision?)
4) Teresa needs an adoptive family who can offer her consistency, stability and security. (And money! Don't forget money. So, I'd prefer someone from the Fortune 500 list to adopt me, please.)
5) Teresa needs to give up on Ethan 'cause obviously he doesn't want her and shouldn't waste her time on someone that does not want her. (Who the heck is Ethan? Allen? Snobby furniture?)
6) Teresa tries too hard. She needs to be a bit more secure and relax. (A little too close to the truth on this one.)
That's the gist of the silly things one can find on Google. ;)
"To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act." ~ Anatole France (1844 - 1924)
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Ha! Thanks for doing this and for the link!
Mine said I needed a long lost relative...maybe they could be rich and adopt me....funny that!
LOL too funny...I just had to do this one...I just HAD to know :-P I should have known better :-P lol
If you manage to get yourself adopted, please make room for me! :)
How cool is this. I am going to do this to my name...Emily needs - we'll see...
Well I go by Gigi or Carrie--it would be fun to google both...cool
Gracefruit, I'll hit the Rockefellers and you hit the Vanderbilts, OK? LOL!
I'll be watching to see if anyone else posts their name needs!
Too funny! Once again, I'm trying to be like you, so I had to do this meme!
Oh no, F-M - Don't be like me! LOL!
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